diymy Chapter 33, Isn't this stressful?
Chapter 33, Isn't this stressful?
"Based on the weight curve, your optimal carrying capacity is 5,000 kilograms."
"Five tons." Lin Zhou looked up. "So, how are you going to get me to transport it?"
"We've considered it. We've put a small tractor in the car for you. The main reason we can't bring electronic products is that the instantaneous energy is too great and the components will burn out. So we'll disconnect the electronic products and bring them over like this and see. You haven't tried this before, have you? Give it a try. It's public money. If you don't burn them, someone else will."
"You guys are really crazy." Lin Zhou rubbed his face. "You're making me act like Superman."
"What else? You think you're not Superman? You know about relativity, right? Something that can reach the speed of light can't have mass, and something with mass can't reach the speed of light. You have both mass and reach the speed of light, so compared to you, Superman is just a little girl."
After discussing among themselves for a while, the science experts spoke up: "055 isn't impossible, but we really can't say how to solve the unmanned operation and supply problems for you right now. If you send one of those things over, it will most likely take forty-seven years to cool down. You're 23 years old this year, so in forty-seven years, you'll be seventy when you come back."
At that moment, a young man with a buzz cut next to him laughed and said, "You've been guarding this piece of metal that you can't drive, you can't operate, and you can't move for forty-seven years. What are you trying to achieve?"
"So you're just telling me to launch a satellite?"
"That's right! The best solution now is to get a feel for the situation over there. Most of these are reconnaissance satellites, and their operating time is relatively short. They belong to the wartime emergency system. You can just move them over, install the equipment, and they'll be ready to use."
Lin Zhou was at his wit's end. Faced with such a group of pressure monsters, he had no better option than to accept his fate.
"How am I supposed to bring that data back?"
"There will be a black box, so don't worry about that. Just assemble it according to the instructions, and you're all set. Let's give it a try! Scientific exploration requires everyone's participation. Let's give it a try!"
Unable to resist, Lin Zhou rubbed his temples and sighed, "Um... remember to get me some resin Buddha statues that can glow and sing."
He didn't understand anything about this or that; airplanes and rockets were too far removed from his world. All he cared about was his broken resin gold Buddha...
However, the thought of presenting Wanyan Yangti's mother with a resin gold Buddha and a wind-up clock at her birthday banquet made him want to laugh out loud.
Because of the involvement of professional athletes, the number of testing devices targeting Lin Zhou was obviously increased when he was preparing to set off this time, and all sorts of unfamiliar things were installed on him.
However, he knew very well that such an unprotected electronic product would inevitably become electronic waste after that shudder.
But if those people who are burning through money don't care, why would someone like him, an abnormal human being being studied, care about anything...
"Xiao Lin," Director Zhao stepped forward, lit a cigarette, took a puff, and then put it in his mouth. "Don't be afraid. There must be a reason why the country arranged for you to do this. Be more assertive."
"You're the one who should be low-key, and you're the one who should be arrogant."
Director Zhao smiled helplessly and sighed, "Good luck!"
"Don't worry." Lin Zhou took a vicious drag on his cigarette. "I refuse to believe I'll let those guys bully me to death!"
After saying that, he vanished in a flash, leaving only the instruments with their readings flying everywhere, emitting urgent beeping alarms.
Watching Lin Zhou leave again, Director Zhao silently retreated, leaned against Li Han's desk, lit a cigarette, and said, "Expert Li, he's making remarkable progress."
"It feels like he was born for this job."
"yes……"
Li Han crossed his arms and laughed: "In our line of work, the prerequisite for becoming the chosen one is not that you become the chosen one, but that you were the chosen one to begin with."
At this moment, Lin Zhou had also returned to the outskirts of Lin'an City. His biggest problem now was that his entry and exit points seemed to be fixed, just like evacuation points. He needed to figure out next time whether this thing had a refresh point mechanism or not, otherwise he would be in real trouble if he got blocked here.
As expected, the measuring instruments he was carrying were all burned beyond recognition and were most likely gone. He checked the satellite parts that had been dismantled and protected in the isolation box on the vehicle. They looked fine on the outside, but he didn't know if the electronic components inside were still usable. Anyway, since they told him to give it a try, he decided to give it a try.
As for what those guys said, Lin Zhou agreed with one of them: rather than relying on a group of clever but rigid ancient people, it would be more practical to rely on oneself and try to go further using one's own methods. This is the safest path.
This time he did make a trip to the orphanage, after all, he hadn't seen Xiao'e for a long time and missed her a bit.
He loaded the tractor up, and after taking the diesel fuel from the truck, he realized that he still had to crank it by hand to start it.
The Imperial Guards responsible for surveillance and protection just watched helplessly as Lin Zhou made a fuss for a long time, and then rode away on a strange donkey that made a gurgling sound...
It felt like a magical spell.
Even Xiao'e, who had spent a long time with Lin Zhou and was quite knowledgeable, was shocked and bewildered for a while after seeing this thing. However, she was a smart person after all, and unlike the other children, she did not think that this strange thing was her older brother's magic that he had learned at Mount Miaoboku.
He even seemed somewhat worried: "Brother, you shouldn't drive this thing into the city. It's too conspicuous and will easily attract unwanted attention."
These words are truly befitting of a marshal's daughter; she's far more reliable than those crazy idiots. After all, those idiots' idea was to have Lin Zhou drive a tractor into Lin'an City as a 99A operative, and make anyone he didn't like fly away.
"I have other business to attend to this time, so I definitely won't be driving this thing into the city."
Lin Zhou sat down by the stove, looked at the terrible surroundings, and sighed, "Xiao'e, you've suffered these past few days."
"Brother, what are you saying? We have plenty to eat and drink here now, we're not feeling wronged at all."
Her words made Lin Zhou feel extremely uncomfortable. The dilapidated house in this place was drafty from all sides. Even though there was a way to burn charcoal, the cold wind from outside the city could still make a person's head buzz. Yet, this young lady from a wealthy family could still say that she was not aggrieved.
"Did Xu Cheng tell you?"
"Brother Cheng said so, but Xiao'e's identity is too special, and he doesn't have a good solution for the time being." Xiao'e lowered her head silently, tucking a stray hair behind her ear. "Besides, there are many younger brothers and sisters here. If Xiao'e weren't here, how would they manage? I understand what you mean, brother, but it's already very good that I'm here. I'm not in a hurry to go to the city. Thank you for your concern, brother..."
As she spoke, she took out a milk candy from her pocket. Although the candy had melted from her body heat and was flattened, Xiao'e still carefully peeled off the wrapper and stuffed the sticky, soft, and sweet thing into Lin Zhou's mouth.
At this moment, there's not much to say. Even a pure and direct fan of Little Lai Lai like Lin Zhou can clearly feel the emotions in this little Lai Lai girl's eyes.
At this point, saying anything would only ruin the atmosphere. All you need to do is gaze at the girl's clean-cut face in the glow of the fire and happily munch on your candy.
Looking at Xiao'e, who was so clever it was heartbreaking, Lin Zhou decided to give Brother Ying a piece of his mind once they got back to the city...
After having dinner in the deserted village that evening, Lin Zhou began assembling the rocket and launch pad according to the foolproof assembly diagram. Although Xiao'e didn't understand, she still helped Lin Zhou by doing all the work.
"Brother, this thing looks rather complicated."
"It's alright, pretty simple. All the parts are pre-assembled; you just need to insert them into the slots." Lin Zhou said, busy with his work, head down. "Why don't you take a rest? It's getting late."
"I'll wait for my brother to rest together..."
Xiao'e blushed instantly as she said this. Her words were ambiguous, but it was too late to take them back. The girl was perceptive and keenly aware of the inappropriateness of the situation, but Lin Zhou was completely oblivious: "That's fine too. I'll treat you to fireworks after I'm done."
"Hmm..." Xiao'e felt her heart pounding. As for what Lin Zhou was saying, she couldn't really hear it clearly. Anyway, whatever he said, she just had to agree...
Soon, the simple satellite was assembled, and then it entered the debugging phase. Because the digital display device would be burned out, the self-test mode here started up in a steampunk style...
Lin Zhou cranked the crank handle, which drove the flywheel. The flywheel cut through magnetic field lines to generate electricity, and the current flowed through the circuit board he had just assembled, lighting up the LED used for self-testing...
"Red...passed..."
"Yellow...passed..."
"Hey? Where did the always-on light go?"
Lin Zhou muttered and fiddled around for a long time before finally discovering that one of the wires was not connected. He then continued to crank it, and this time he found that all the content had passed the self-check.
"Wow, they really can get here..."
He laughed, a laugh tinged with satisfaction, because the madman Xiao Deng and the madmen Zhong Deng had said that if this thing could be brought over, then many things could be brought over in the future, and even some unimaginable things were not impossible...
For example, nuclear power banks.
But what exactly is this nuclear power bank?
"Brother, you're still awake... It's almost dawn." Xiao'e got up halfway through the night and saw Lin Zhou still tossing and turning, so she went over and draped her cotton coat over him: "Brother, please get some rest..."
"No rush, no rush, I'll be done in a minute." Lin Zhou slowly dragged over several large boxes weighing over 100 pounds each: "Level one... Level two... Oh! There's a buckle here, how thoughtful! No wonder my fellow Middle Easterners can do this..."