diymy Chapter 42 Oda's Pampering
Chapter 42 Oda's Pampering
In Green Moon Valley, sunlight spills across the lake, and ripples stir the heartstrings.
The group strolled along the lake, watching couples taking wedding photos. Some remained silent, while others sighed with emotion.
Love angel Zhang Ruonan asked, "What do you all think marriage is?"
This is a classic question, but most of the guests gave perfunctory and insincere answers.
Their true feelings are:
Yoko: Marriage is all about interests.
Merlin: Marriage is about gaining benefits.
Li Hangliang: Marriage is about children needing their mothers and men needing their homes. Even if they suffer some hardships, the home cannot collapse.
Rapper couple: Marriage is actually about the mundane realities of daily life, this is so unlike rappers!!!
Zhang Ruonan: "Li Shen, what does marriage mean to you? How do you view marriage?"
Zhang Ruonan smoothed her hair, the setting sun casting a soft golden hue on her beautiful cheeks. At that moment, she looked at Li Shen with a smile in her eyes, like a kind and understanding older sister next door.
Li Shen sighed, "Marriage is a difficult sutra to recite! I have never abstained from sex in my life, so I can neither be a monk nor recite scriptures."
After hearing Li Shen's statement about not wanting to get married, everyone looked at Tian Xiwei, the "tour guide" who was walking at the front.
Yoko said meaningfully, "Actually, there are a lot of philanderers these days! Driving Bentleys, wearing gold Rolexes, having wives and children, so Shenzi, you can become a philanderer too, you can also read the 'scripture of marriage,' haha."
"The Flower Monk? The Flower Monk, Li Zhishen! A wise man does not fall in love, but dedicates himself to cultivating our beautiful motherland!"
"Haha, you little rascal, tone down your cheesy jokes! Aren't you afraid Xiaotian will beat you up if he hears this?"
Li Shen didn't say anything. He watched the newlyweds in their wedding dresses and suits basking in the happy sunlight, and he smiled faintly, even though his tragic love story from his past life was attacking him.
He always believed that there could be a sweet marriage in this world, but theirs was the sweet one!
He never possessed it, nor dared to possess it!
Tour guide Tian Xiwei explained the origin of the name Green Moon Valley to everyone, diligently performing her duties as a tour guide.
Li Shen gazed at her, and a thought suddenly popped into his mind.
In his past life, he was 27 years old, in the prime of his life, with a heart full of hope. What kind of sparks would fly when he met her, now as flawless as jade?
But he was already in his early forties in his previous life!
Time may not diminish beauty, but this has robbed him of his initial trust and longing for marriage and love.
As the sun was setting, the group arrived at their last tourist activity – bungee jumping in the snow mountain!
The first group of guests to bungee jump were the couple Liang Song and He Meiyan.
After putting on their safety harnesses and securing their ankle ropes, the two walked to the take-off platform.
Zhang Ruonan carefully walked onto the platform, picked up her cue card, and said, "Male and female guests, please hold hands tightly and gaze into each other's eyes! Marriage is a vow of life and death between two people, and a journey forward hand in hand, even when facing an abyss..."
Li Shen: "???"
Li Shen frowned. "Damn it, if you're going to bungee jump, why go to such a high altitude? Why all the emotional stuff?"
Are you trying to be awkward?
No wonder this show has a surprisingly high proportion of female viewers. Women are more sensitive and easily moved, but male viewers, who are less sensitive, often skip ahead when the show gets emotional.
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Liang Song and He Meiyan gaze at each other with deep affection.
He Meiyan: "Husband, I will love you for ten thousand years! Just like the white snow, yearning for the majestic mountains!"
Liang Song: "Stop being so damn fluffy right now! Honey, I'll love you forever!!!"
The two embraced tightly, and with a push from the coach, they plummeted into the valley.
The two figures instantly became tiny in everyone's eyes, and all that could be seen was them falling towards the bottom of the valley, swinging up and down as they were pulled by the rope.
Looking down into the valley, their figures were not clearly visible, but their terrified cries echoed through the valley.
Squatting in the waiting area, Li Shenping stared at the snow-covered mountains in the distance, absolutely refusing to look down into the valley. Even a single glance would make his heart clench.
Tian Xiwei squatted down beside him: "You're clearly afraid of heights, why didn't you say so?"
In his previous life, Li Shen was not afraid of heights until he was climbing a mountain, when his body reacted as if under stress. It turned out that the original Li Shen was afraid of heights.
Li Shen said calmly, "Since you're already here, I can't very well spoil your fun, can I?"
Tian Xiwei didn't say anything.
Last night, when discussing today's itinerary, Li Shen didn't mention his fear of heights to her.
He probably didn't want to spoil my fun, right?
Tian Xiwei pursed her lips: "If I had known you were afraid of heights, I wouldn't have arranged the bungee jumping activity. I'm sorry."
"Heh~~~"
After the first three groups of guests finished their dances, it was Li Shentian Xiwei's turn.
While Li Shen was putting on his seatbelt, Tian Xiwei quietly left.
Li Shen looked at Tian Xiwei's retreating figure with a puzzled expression: "Where did she go?"
Zhang Ruonan pointed to another diving platform not far away and said, "Xiaotian said she doesn't want to do a synchronized jump with you. You two will jump separately, but at the same time!"
The live stream chat exploded with excitement:
[Oda's disdain, haha!]
[Oda is the only one who truly shines!]
Well done!
[This is truly gratifying!]
[Since Oda dislikes him so much, Li Gou must be very sad, right? Seeing Li Gou sad makes you all happy, doesn't it?]
[My heart broke when Oda held hands with Xiaotian; if they hugged, I would feel like I was dying!]
[My fragile heart means I'll skip this part, but if I hear they're jumping separately, I'll watch it frame by frame! Zoom in!!]
[Please enjoy frame-by-frame the embarrassing situation of Li Gou, who is afraid of heights!]
[Guys, did you enjoy it?!]
[Cool!]
[Cool!]
……
Soon, on another diving platform a hundred meters away, Tian Xiwei also put on her safety harness.
Tian Xiwei and Li Shen exchanged a glance. Li Shen trembled all over and raised his OK sign. Tian Xiwei nodded.
Zhang Ruonan: "Li Shen, before you bravely leaped into the air, is there anything you wanted to say to Tian Xiwei?"
Li Shen's lips were pale: "Stop getting sentimental, hurry up and jump before I faint!"
Zhang Ruonan: "..."
The coach said, "Teacher Li, when you hear the command, just jump high up, and then I'll push you down."
Li Shen's mind went blank, his logic completely gone, and he blurted out, "Okay!"
The coach picked up the walkie-talkie and connected with the other diving platform: "Teacher Tian, please listen to my commands with Teacher Li: 10, 9..."
Li Shen closed his eyes tightly, his whole body trembling slightly. The sound of each number was tormenting him.
The comments section was full of jokes:
[Not awesome anymore? Haha!]
This is the price you pay for bullying Oda!
[Zoom in to see Li Gou's embarrassing moment frame by frame!]
……
Coach: "2, 1, jump!"
Li Shen gritted his teeth, stomped his foot, and, overcoming his psychological barrier, suddenly jumped up!
Then, "bang!"
Li Shen landed steadily back in the same spot.
Li Shen turned to look at the coach and asked in confusion, "Why didn't you push me off?"
The coach smiled, a smile of envy.
Li Shen looked at the other guests.
Li Hangliang, Huang Shengyi, and others were all smiling warmly.
Just then, an excited scream came from deep within the canyon: "Yoohoo!!!"
Tian Xiwei had already disappeared into the deep valley, her arms outstretched in a flying pose.
Zhang Ruonan: "Xiao Tian said that since you're afraid of heights, it's just a formality, and she'll go play by herself."
The initially excited comments section instantly collapsed:
[Xiaotian, you're not allowed to spoil him like that!]
[This unexpected concern makes me so jealous! I'm like a sour cucumber!]
[Xiaotian, keep spoiling him, you'll lose me sooner or later!]
[Compared to a tandem bungee jump, this situation is much more unbearable for me!]
[Hey everyone, was it fun?!]
[I'm so annoyed!]
[Oda, I'm afraid of heights too!!!]
[I'm breaking down, everyone. See you in the ICU!]