diymy Chapter 223 Oh! It's nothing, I just added a little bit of human placenta extract!
Chapter 223 Oh! It's nothing, I just added a little bit of human placenta extract!
Fang Kui realized he had gone too far with his joke and quickly waved his hand to correct him:
"Hey, hey, don't throw up! Don't throw up!"
"I was just kidding!"
"Generals, this is a military exercise. How could they possibly use real poison in a military exercise!"
"That's against the rules! That's against the rules!"
Upon hearing this...
The group of people who were desperately trying to vomit froze for a moment before they could catch their breath.
Fang Jie slumped into his chair, wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, and looked at his younger brother with lingering fear:
"Thank goodness! Thank goodness!"
"Kui Zi, I thought you were really going to put the greater good before family!"
"How could that be!"
Fang Kui chuckled and continued,
"However, the immortal master said that although he cannot use real poison!"
"But we also need to let the generals experience the feeling of realism!"
"The Immortal Master, out of compassion for the generals' hard work, has added some readily available medicinal herbs to the soup!"
Fang Jie breathed a sigh of relief, picked up the water pouch, took a swig, and asked curiously:
"Oh? What medicinal herbs were added?"
"Does the school factory even have this kind of medicinal herb?"
"It smells so good! I've never had this before. Make me some more when we get back!"
Fang Kui's smile became somewhat strange.
He hesitated for a moment, seemingly considering his words, before finally uttering three words slowly under the curious gazes of the crowd:
"Human urinary tract infection is yellow!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the entire tent fell into a deathly silence.
"vomit--!"
With a deafening retching sound, Fang Jie could no longer control himself.
He suddenly bent over and vomited up everything in his stomach, including the water he had just drunk.
"vomit!!"
"Ugh—!"
Captains Li Si, Zhao Wu, Sun Liu... all those who had eaten the chicken soup showed expressions of even greater terror than before.
One by one, their eyes rolled back, and they vomited violently, their voices trembling with pain!
In the entire tent, apart from Fang Kui and Wang Li, who hadn't touched a single bite from beginning to end!
In an instant, men and horses were thrown into chaos!
The sour, pungent smell mingled with the aroma of chicken soup!
It created an indescribable, eerie atmosphere, worthy of being recorded in history.
Wang Li's face turned pale and then flushed.
He looked at his deputy general who was vomiting uncontrollably and several trusted captains, and then at Fang Kui, who was smiling innocently but had orchestrated this farce.
A surge of overwhelming rage rushed to his head!
What a shame!
"presumptuous!"
Wang Li flew into a rage, slammed his hand on the table, pointed at Fang Kui, and shouted angrily.
"Guards! Seize this charlatan!"
The tent flap was suddenly flung open, and two burly guards rushed in.
However, instead of rushing towards Fang Kui, they stood behind him and respectfully clasped their hands in a fist salute.
This scene plunged Wang Li's heart into despair.
This is actually...
The No. 9 city gate tower has been completely infiltrated and shaped like Zhang Fan!
Are patrol officers pigs?
Fang Kui's smile remained unchanged.
He clasped his hands in a fist salute to Wang Li again, his tone still respectful.
"Reporting to the General, you needn't trouble yourself!"
"Right now, inside this No. 9 city gate, besides you and your soldiers who are having their meal!"
"The rest are our people!"
He paused, pointed to the campfires burning outside the tent, and continued,
"Furthermore, according to military exercise rules, any supplies marked by the enemy are considered to have been poisoned or burned!"
"Just before your army enters the city!"
"All the grain, dried meat, and water in this No. 9 city gate have been marked as 'poisoned' by our people!"
"in other words……"
Fang Kui's gaze swept over Fang Jie, who was slumped on the ground retching, and over the several captains whose faces were ashen.
He said slowly,
"Your two thousand troops have been... completely wiped out."
Wang Li's head buzzed, and he felt as if he had been struck by lightning, staggering back two steps.
He finally slumped back into his chair, utterly exhausted.
He stared blankly outside the tent, at the campfires where his soldiers were still wolfing down their food, their faces beaming with joy.
They had absolutely no idea about every bite of food they ate!
In the rules of military exercises, everything is poison.
We lost...
We actually lost!
There wasn't a single decent head-on confrontation!
There wasn't a single brutal battle between soldiers or generals!
The two thousand elite Qin soldiers they were so proud of were silently "annihilated".
Just when Wang Li was feeling utterly hopeless—
"Whoosh—Bang!"
A firework exploded directly above Tower No. 9, illuminating the entire camp as bright as day!
Followed by.
Outside the city walls, the shouts of battle that had subsided rose up again!
The all-out offensive has begun!
The wrath of a king is always stained with blood!
……
at the same time.
The atmosphere on the city wall of Xianyang was relaxed.
On the sand table, the large black flag representing Wang Li had surrounded the small red flag representing Zhang Fan at the location of the No. 9 city gate.
"it's over!"
Prime Minister Feng Quji stroked his beard and smiled slightly:
"General Wang Li has the numerical advantage!"
"They've colluded with the city's defenders from within; Zhang Fan is doomed this time!"
"They're still young, and once they lose their edge, they try to save face with a strong attack, not realizing that this is exactly what Wang Li wants." An old general nodded in agreement.
Wang Ben stood to the side, a smug smile on his face.
Although he didn't say a word, he was clearly very satisfied with his son's performance.
Just then.
A marquis, his face flushed and panting, rushed up the city wall, his voice trembling with excitement.
"Report! Urgent report!"
"Ninth Tower...the battle at Ninth Tower is over!"
"General Wang Li's troops...have been defeated!"
"Clang!"
A general accidentally dropped his teacup, which shattered on the ground.
The entire city wall fell into a deathly silence in an instant.
Everyone's smiles froze on their faces!
"What did you say?"
Feng Quji was the first to react.
He stepped forward and asked incredulously:
"Say it again! Who lost?"
"General Wang Li...has been defeated!"
The official swallowed hard and repeated loudly,
"Based on the fireworks signal just transmitted back by the military exercise adjudicator!"
"General Wang Li's two thousand men have been declared... entirely wiped out!"
"impossible!"
One general immediately retorted,
"Wang Li has nearly two thousand men, while Zhang Fan only has seven or eight hundred exhausted troops. How could they possibly be defeated?"
"The entire army was wiped out? That's utterly absurd!"
"What on earth happened?!"
Wang Ben's face darkened, and he strode up to Hou Guan, his eyes sharp as knives.
The official felt a little uneasy under the gaze and quickly said:
"Reporting back to the General, based on the battle reports from the front!"
"Zhang Fan led seven hundred men... in a fierce attack on the ninth city gate, and ultimately won!"
"Nonsense!"
Shaofu Zongyu frowned and said,
"Seven hundred men besieging the city?"
"Even if the city is undefended, it's impossible to take it so quickly!"
"How many men did Wang Li deploy to defend Tower Nine? How could he have lost?"
As soon as the question was raised, everyone perked up their ears.